So, I look gorgeous to have mirrors over me, but the thing is that I can't see my beauty. Only you can see yourself. Secondly, you selfish humans put those disgusting balls in my body, those stinky naphthalene balls. To some of my friends, they are fragrant, but they are so awful to me!
To finish off, some ridiculous people keep dirty clothes in me! Like, does anybody even understand that I like being clean!